PHOTO ILLUSTRATION: BEAR OCCUPIES DRIVER'S SEAT AFTER NIGHT-LONG HORN INCIDENT.
COLORADO CHAOS
LOCAL WILDLIFE
VEHICLE CRIME
BEAR TRAPPED
INSIDE SUV
HONKS ALL NIGHT
Residents thought a neighbor was leaning on the horn.
At sunrise, the driver turned out to be a black bear.
BEAR INSIDE SUV
HORN ACTIVE ALL NIGHT
AIRBAG DEPLOYED
DOOR OPENED WITH ROPE
BEAR INSIDE SUV
HORN ACTIVE ALL NIGHT
THE NIGHT REPORT
FROM BREAK-IN
FROM BREAK-IN
TO BEAR-OUT.
UNAUTHORIZED ENTRY
A black bear climbs into an SUV in Gold Hill and becomes trapped inside.
HORN CAMPAIGN
The bear repeatedly presses the horn while residents assume a neighbor is responsible.
INTERIOR DAMAGE
The side panel is damaged and the driver's airbag is somehow activated.
ROPE RELEASE
Locals use a rope to open the vehicle and the bear finally escapes.
EVIDENCE PHOTO
VEHICLE DAMAGE REPORT
ONE NIGHT.
ONE NIGHT.
THREE CLAIMS.
01
SIDE PANEL DAMAGED
02
DRIVER AIRBAG DEPLOYED
03
NEIGHBORHOOD SLEEP DESTROYED
CLASSIFIEDS
FOR SALE
One SUV. Slight bear history. Horn works perfectly.
WANTED
Quiet parking spot. Must be bear-resistant.
LOST
Eight hours of sleep. Last heard near Gold Hill.
FOUND
One black bear with excellent horn technique.
HE DIDN'T STEAL THE CAR.
HE JUST COULDN'T LEAVE IT.
MARKET EDITION
GET
GET
$TRAPPED
SOLANA CONTRACT
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Set up a Solana wallet.
ADD SOL
Fund it with SOL.
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